Carnies and the freakazoids they cart around are a group of folks I will never understand. Take Lucky, for example. Lucky can't feel pain. So he takes self-mutilation to the next level by sticking pins through his cheeks, walking barefoot on broken glass and doing other asinine things to prove that he is a superhuman freak of nature. Why not just chop off your arm while you're at it?
Watch this video of Lucky the sideshow freak. (Warning: He also wears a skin-tight unitard speedo thing.)
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