British Royal Guards are stoic guardians of the Queen and Buckingham Palace. Their discipline is legendary, as is their commitment to stony silence. It's no wonder these blokes are powder kegs of repressed emotion. Which is why they sometimes do crazy things like turn to Facebook to rant about Kate Middleton, excuse me, Mrs. Duchess Kate Middleton being a posh b*tch. #TRUESTORY
That kind of behavior will get you fired right quick but makes us wonder what on Earth else is happening with these guys under that ridiculous hat made out of dead bear and those stuffy wool jacket? What are these blokes actually like off the clock? How close are they to taking one of those daggers and lampooning an obnoxious tourist from Iowa that's trying to make them smirk?
Croikey! So many questions.
We took a stab at figuring out What The Royal Guards At Buckingham Palace Are Actually Thinking in a hilarious photo gallery. Check it out for yerself, mate!
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