Tat's dumb Here's a tip to any master criminals out there: don't tattoo specific details about a crime you committed across your chest. A 23-year-old man confessed to a liquor slaying after police studied incriminating ink on his chest. [latimes.com]
Will Sammy Hagar testify? A nutty professor wants the Congress to take time out of its busy schedule to hold hearings about UFOs. Congress is too busy fiddling while America burns to invest any time or money in something that doesn't exist. [aolnews.com]
Liquid Viagra A brewery in the magical kingdom of England is celebrating the impending marriage of Prince Boring to some chick by making beer infused with herbal aphrodisiacs like "goat weed" which purport to help those with erectile dysfunction. The traditional royal aphrodisiac that has been used to excite sexual partners for centuries is not included. Namely, money and power. [upi.com]
Lady Blahblah Arty Sex Muppet Lady Gaga is apologizing for using a disparaging term for the handicap while she was ranting about how her music, which sucks, is totally different from the music of Madonna, whose music also sucks. [cnn.com]
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