People are just never happy, are they? Regular folks want to be famous and celebrities want to be average and anonymous.
Take teenage YouTube sensation Rebecca Black, a normal 13- year-old whose parents hired a company to make her feel like a star. This happens all the time — civilians can pay photographers and videographers to make them sparkle like their rock and roll idols. Of course, the song she performed, Friday, has become an international hit. It sounds like the kind of song Satan blares in Hell as he's stabbing the damned in the butt with a giant fork.
Here are fifteen photos of the opposite. Celebrities caught doing the most ordinary form of manual labor out there — pumping their own gas. We're on to you, famous people! These aren't "candid" photos. They're publicity stunts!
These celebs want to feel like Joe Shmoe or Jane Plain, and most of all, they want us rubes to feel like they're part of our club. The chubby, shy, five-figure salary making club. But they're not. They fill their Jacuzzis with champagne and eat roast panda.
We're wise to you, celebrities. You can afford armies of handlers to do all the little work the little people do on a daily basis. You don't butter your own toast. You don't scrub your own backside. You most definitely don't pump your own gas.
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