The pride of New Jersey The breakout star of MTV's Jersey Shore, Snooki, will be paid $32,000 dollars to speak at Rutgers University. The Va-va-voompa-loompa will be giving a lecture on hairstyles, tanning and dying, slowly, on the inside. [nbcnewyork.com]
Dumb drunk ideas Can we all agree that it is just a bad idea to try to drink beer with your butt? According to a variety of sources, The Kids are even dumber than they use to be. Today's youths are getting drunk via vodka-soaked tampons and beer bong colonic. [dlisted.com]
Family matters How's this for an awkward moment: A 20-year-old Nebraska man held up the porno book store where his sister worked. Their mother must be proud. [kfab.com]
He was asking for it A 20-year-old Wisconsin man accused of prank calling police in Florida and Minnesota was tracked down by the FBI, who raided his residence. The punk crank caller had called one Florida precinct 180 times. [citypages.com]
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