The poor house of representatives Poor congressman Sean Duffy of Wisconsin tries to relate to his constituents in this viral video. But dude fails. Check out Mr. Duffy complain that his $174,000 a year salary isn't enough to live on. You could basically buy a football stadium full of bloggers for that cash. [tpm.com]
Grandma's boy Jeez. This story starts awkward, then ends gross. A 21-year-old man was having sex with in his grandmother's bed when his relatives walked in. Then they discovered that his 76-year-old grandmother had been in the room during the act. She was dead, and in the closet. Evidence at the scene suggests foul play, say police. [nymag.com]
Doctor Feelbad A surgeon in Germany was just sentenced to four years in prison for using lemon juice to steralize fresh wounds and for removing healthy organs. Those aren't his only offenses. The story about how he sewed a thumb back on a hand is especially delightful. [thelocal.de]
This story teaches a lesson If your co-workers ask you to pitch in to the Lottery pool, just do it. A New York man recently refused and is currently banging his head against a wall somewhere. His officemates all won the $319 Mega-millions jackpot. [newser.com]
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