Hen house A man in the United Kingdom recently opened a five-star, full-service hotel for chickens. The hotel is meant to appeal to people who want to go on vacation and don't know what to do with their… personal… chickens. The "Chicken Hotel" is booked through Christmas. [iol.co.za]
Juicy Fruit Barry Bonds didn't do steroids, says his defense attorney. He did "flaxseed oil" and "arthritic cream" which is what his trainer gave him. Actually, the trainer gave Bonds "wink, wink flaxseed oil" and arthritic cream that makes your nuts shrink. [ESPN]
That's 12 zeroes Music industry to judge: file sharing website Limewire owes us money. Judge to music industry: how much? Music industry: 12 trillion dollars. [law.com]
They should have probed him In his new biography, former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar says has abducted by aliens. Well, not abducted in the physical sense. But, according to the rocker, aliens uploaded information directly from his brain. WTF? What's dumb isn't the fact that he thinks he was contacted by aliens. It's that he thinks his brain holds information that would be of worth to intergalactic explorers from highly advanced civilizations. [mtv.com]
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