Hell on the second floor A 52-year-old Washington man allegedly set his motel room on fire, and he blamed his actions on Satan, say local police. The man claimed he was sharing his room with Satan, and started the fire to save "the good people." No one was hurt, although the motel room suffered substantial fire damage. [heraldnet.com]
Mommy wants to party A 21-year-old New Jersey mother was recently sentenced to three years in prison because she left her three young children home alone while she went clubbing in Manhattan. The children, who are ages 7, 3, and 2, fended for themselves as best they could, before nieghbors noticed they were unsupervised and alerted authorities. [nj.com]
God to Beck: Shut-up Controversial television personality Glenn Beck recently said on his show that the recent earthquake and tsunami in Japan where messages from God. What was the message? Follow the Ten Commandments, according to Beck. [nymag.com]
Dumb spit Iowa police responded to a domestic disturbance report and found a 41-year-old man sitting on a curb. The man was reportedly hostile and tried to run away. After the man was apprehended, and handcuffed, he spat at the police officers. [press-citizen.com]
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