Comedian Kathy Griffin and former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, two of the biggest media-whores on the planet, are having a public spat and it's deliciously dumb. As a New Year's Eve resolution,Griffin vowed to take down Willow Palin. Hilarious. In response, Palin has called Griffin a bully and has invited her to come "rumble" in Alaska. Also hilarious.
It's always a joy to see a catfight unfold but this is an especially exciting occasion because these opponents are perfectly matched up when it comes to making inflammatory statements and mud slinging. They are both at the top of their games and physically speaking I bet these women could put the hurt on each other.
Is Kathy Griffin a bully? Maybe. But she's a comedian who seeks to polarize people by being shocking and it works. Is Sarah Palin actually going to scrap with someone in her backyard? Perhaps. And these are the kind of statements she likes to make in her attempt at seeming like a "Mama Grizzly" and this works in her favor as well.
It's certainly no coincidence that both women have starred in reality television shows where conflict is king. If these women were really smart and thinking it through, they could both make some money by having the biggest Pay-Per-View event of the decade where they suit up and throw down in a cage match!
I propose they jello/mud-wrestle in a cage. Kathy could wear a couture leotard designed by the flamingest of flamingly gay design teams based out of Japan that would send Joan Rivers reeling. Sarah Palin would be wearing an American-made loin cloth of endangered elk hide that would send PETA into a rage. The crowd would consist of the cast from Suddenly Susan, The Palin brood, John Mc Cain and Andy Dick. The referee would be Lindsay Lohan and that, my friends would be something I would pay to see.
Both women could use a little b*tch slappin' so I say let the games begin!
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