Prison instructions A 49-year-old man turned himself into authorities in Oregon so that he could begin serving a 60-day sentence for assault. He showed up with the words "lick me" written in marker on his forehead. It's unknown whether it's an insult, a dare or instructions for any future cellmates. [thesmokinggun.com]
Rich guy out of work A company in Hollywood that produces a popular television sitcom fired it's lead star today, a middle-aged man with a history of substance abuse who had been publicly critisizing his employer. [cnn.com]
Wedding in a hurry The great thing about buying your wedding dress at Costco is that you can also buy a twenty-pound bag of chicken wings for the reception. There are plenty of ways to save money on your wedding dress, so why buy one at the same place that sells mayo in barrels? [examiner.com]
World's fastest death-trap If all things go according to plan, this car will race at 1,000 MPH and become the world's fastest car. This car is such a speed monster, that it uses a Forumla 1 engine as a fuel pump. Why build this car? Because rich people have really complicated death wishes. [wsj.com]
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