No doubt ol' rock star from Mars is crazy with a capital K.
He just joined Twitter, the day after his publicist resigned. People are following him faster than vultures who spy a flattened crow on the road. This is getting goooooooood.
It's so entertaining Les Moonves head of CBS said, "He's on the air quite a bit these days. I wish he would have worked this hard to promote himself for an Emmy." Me-ow!
But is Sheen bird-coming-out-of-a-clock nuts or just chock full of nuts? Basically what flavor of nut? We've got ideas, but we're not sure and need your help. So vote and let us know. If you'll excuse me, I've got to slavish follow @CharlieSheen for the latest in breaking dumb news.