Here's the rules: If you're a teenage chastity advocate the one thing you really can't do is get pregnant. If you're a member of P.E.T.A. the one thing you really can't do is kick your dog. And if you were ever the president of Mothers Against Drunk Driving the one thing you really can't do is get busted behind the wheel with a blood alcohol level three times the legal limit.
One of these people forgot the rules.
Debra Oberlin of Gainesville, FL, a former president of M.A.D.D., was charged with a DUI after being pulled over for allegedly swerving back and forth across the road. Police report she had watery, bloodshot and dilated eyes and regsitered a blood alcohol level of .239.
I'm concerned that when the irony of this story collided with the hypocrisy of this story that it may have torn a hole in the very fabric of our dimension.
The people at M.A.D.D. are furious. Actually, they released a very reasonable statment of concern but I couldn't pass up that pun.
Former President of MADD Arrested on DUI Charge
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