The media gossip hounds oversaturate celebrity breakups on the regular, giving 'em nearly just as much coverage as natural disasters and singing homeless people. The world is in shock over it. Everyone has an opinion. But if half of all marriages end in divorce, what's the big deal?
Granted, it doesn't change the fact that when I heard this morning that Ashlee Simpson is divorcing Pete Wentz, I definitely spilled coffee down my dress while trying to express my sadness over this news via a Facebook status. My initial thoughts: But what about little Bronx, their son who shares a moniker with the sketchy NYC borough?! They're both so cool with their edgy hair and cool tattoos! This is devastating!
Once I calmed down and cleaned myself up, it hit me. People get divorced All. The. Time. In fact, some couples just plum shouldn't be married. The gossip mongrels behave as if just because Pete tweeted something sweet about Ashlee three days ago, and Ashlee referred to Pete as handsome last month, that they should continue to try and make it work. Well, we don't know what goes on behind closed doors. If you're not happy, you're miserable. So do what makes you happy. FACT.
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