Super Bowl Sunday is a great time to lay down a wager or two, provided you keep it within reason.
I have no problem with putting a few bucks on the game among friends, or buying a few squares in a Super Bowl box pool, but in case you're not aware, there are websites out there that are currently offering odds on some the DUMBEST bets we've ever seen.
These bets, listed as "Super Bowl XLV Specials" on betting site Bodog.com, are all totally real, and you can go to the website right now and drop your money on them. But fair warning: these bets are for hardcore degenerate gamblers. One of those dudes who's worn the same raincoat for three weeks straight and dreams about the ponies the morning of their kids' graduation. Either way, straight from Bodog.com, here are some of the dumbest Super Bowl bets, and the odds.
-Will Christina Aguilera's hair color be anything except completely blonde when she sings the National Anthem? Must be any other color than completely blonde for Yes to be graded as the winner. Bodog's decision is final. Yes +175
-How long will Christina Aguilera hold the note “Brave” at the end of the National Anthem?
Time starts from when she starts saying "Brave" until her the note ends. If she says the full word twice wagers will be No Action.
Over 6 seconds -140
Under 6 seconds EVEN
-What will Fergie be wearing when she first appears on stage during the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Wager is on what she is wearing first on stage. If she is not wearing any of the above all wagers will be No Action.
Skirt/Dress EVEN
Pants (Below Knees)EVEN
Shorts (Above Knees)+350
Thong/G-String/Bikini Bottom+1000
How Many Times will FOX mention “Brett Favre” on TV during the Game?
Wager is on the number of times“Brett Favre”will be mentioned on TV during the Game (from kick off until final whistle). Live commentary only, Any Taped or Past Video does not count towards wager, must say“Brett Favre”exactly.
Over/Under 2½
(-150)o
(+110)u
Who will the FOX announcers say has better hair on TV during the Game?
Must be a direct reference on TV during the Game comparing the 2 players hair or wagers will be graded as No Action (from kick off until final whistle). Live commentary only, Any Taped or Past Video does not count towards wager.
Troy Polamalu -120
Clay Matthews -120
Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?
Wager is on Interview done with the Super Bowl MVP on field during the Trophy Presentation only. If Co-MVP wager is on first to speak.
Coach +1000
Family+400
God+150
Teammates+250
Does Not Thank Anyone+200
-What will happen with the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl?
Market Up -140
Market Down EVEN
-Will Any player do the Lambeau Leap after a TD?
Must clearly jump into the crowd after a TD for Yes to be graded as the winner.
Yes +140
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