Workout Breakups One of the country's most esteemed and respected newspapers publishes a story about how extreme exercise regimes can come between couples and end relationships. Dumb. If you dump your spouse because of marathon training or spin class, then you shouldn't be dating anyway. [wsj.com]
Dumb rehab One of the porn stars who admitted to partying with actor Charlie Sheen got it right on a recent morning show when she observed that Sheen appeared to be on a "suicide binge." This man needs help. According to his manager, Sheen is recieving "personalized rehab." He doesn't need a house call. He needs to go away for a long time, far away from the temptations of Hollywood, and get better. [cnn.com]
Party on The loud and rowdy Tea Party took America by storm over the past two years! Why, they're a small part of a larger political party that totally took over one half of one of the three branches of the government! According to this blogger, the Egyptian street revolution learned its stuff from the Tea Party. That's just dumb on far too many levels, as if suburban paranoids and impoverished Egyptians enduring thirty years of blatant oppression have anything in common. Except, maybe, for a love of the movie Stargate. [powersurge.com]
Bottled rage Lets say you were defending yourself against a zombie and all you have is a bottle. Is it better to smash that zombie in the head with a full or empty bottle? Dumb question? We'll see who survives the Zombie Apocalypse, bub. [bakadesuyo.com]
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