We live in a phone call-free society. We text. We email. We instant message. We write on "Walls." We do everything in our power to avoid talking to people. But in the off-chance that you absolutely must make verbal contact with another human being, heed this Advice About Making Phone Calls, For Cripplingly Awkard People. And then explain to my 60-year-old father why I do not like talking on the phone. [CollegeHumor.com]
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