The Devil Wears Catsuits Anne Hathaway will be playing Catwoman in Chris Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises, his follow up to the mega-hit Batman movie The Dark Knight. Dumb. That role has been done before, done better and needs no improvements. #MichellePfeiffer4eva [cnn.com]
Monster Wheels A British man created the greatest wheelchair of all time. But the authorities won't let him roll around in it, because they're calling it a "tank." Dumb! His wheelchair is wide, but it isn't a tank. Its a mobile, scooter-crush throne of heavy metal thunder. [themercury.com]
Screw You Hackers beware: Apple is starting to use a new kind of screw that has five-points, and can't be unscrewed by conventional screw heads. This makes cracking open your iPhone even more difficult. Dumb. #Hackers4eva [consumerist.com]
Dim City Whatever you do, if you're in Vegas and you hire a "private dancer" and you pay her for "services rendered," don't demand a refund. Especially from the cops. Because, like, well, you know what? Do it. Then get back to me and tell me what happened. The rest of you, check out this cautionary tale. [lasvegassun.com]
