That's it! According to some dumb fruitcake, the end of the world is nigh. An angry Almighty will be raining fire and exploding toads down on the wicked this May. Start praying. It might be wise to stock up on canned beef stew and shotgun shells,too. The end is coming! [gawker.com]

Nicole Kidman points out obvious Academy-award winning actress Nicole Kidman to the world: "I have also tried Botox." The world to Nicole Kidman: "No, really? Shush yo' freakishly smooth face!" Does she think we're all dumb?  [cnn.com]

You are being watched This story is dumb because the people being sued were dumb. A student got sent to a mental institution for suggesting her landlord was secretly videotaping her. Guess what? She wasn't crazy. Bring the law! [forbes.com]

Third-hand smoke kills Smoking is dumb. I smoke and I know it's dumb. Second-hand smoke? Sure, breathing in other people's nicotine-fumes is probs unhealthy. But third-hand smoke? If you sit on the couch I smoke on, I don't think you're going to catch lung death. [sciencedaily.com]