Local news station WLFI 18 recently reported on a controversey taking place in Lafayette, IN. Local community members were outraged after residents of North Seventh Street constructed two large snow sculptures representing male genitalia.
In the video below, Brire Gill, a kid who lives across the street, voices a heartfelt plea for the sculptors to tear down their masterpieces. And neighbor Ghina Robinson claims she has a two-year-old son and "he doesn't even know what that is."
The artists refused to speak with reporters but are standing by their First Amendment rights. At least, that's what I think they were trying to convey when one of them waved his middle finger at the camera as he went inside his house.
The police were notified. They arrived on the scene, laughed and drove away. Later, they got in trouble so when the TV cameras showed up they pretended like this was something important.
This might be the funniest real news video I've ever seen and is definitely worth checking out.
These people are very upset about these giant snow penises but all they have to remember is, just like a regular penis, if you leave it alone it will eventually grow smaller.