Britney Spears was let out of her closely guarded cage yesterday to respond to allegations that her manager-turned-boyfriend physically abused her.
The grammatically challenged popstar did what any sane person would do and took to her Twitter to attack the naughty tabloids, as well as her ex-husband.
No, the other one.
Click here to read Britney's Tweet that most definitely did not come from her handlers. (It ain't pretty, y'all.)

