Ryan M. McNames (pictured) was arrested after allegedly complaining to Columbia, MO police that the sexual services he ponied up for were not worked to completion.
Mc Names had approached two women in a parking lot and offered a combined sum of $60 for one of them to speak into the microphone while the other bared her chest according to the report McNames filed on himself.
The 19-year-old got to see ta-tas, but then, to paraphrase the legendary Steve Miller, the girls took the money and ran.
It's not clear if the girls were even prostitutes, but like a dutiful citizen, McNames marched to the police to tattle. He asked them to find the women and make them give back at least $40 for the no-show blowie.
It's safe to assume the bargain hunting teen will be lined up tomorrow for Black Friday in search of more 2-for-1 deals.