I couldn't care less about Kim Kardashian, her sisters or her yappy dog. Frankly, I don't even know why those broads are famous, but they show up everywhere. The latest? My bathroom.
Earlier this week, just a mere 20 blocks south of my office, stood Kim on a red carpet and ready to unveil the new Charmin public restrooms in Times Square. Yep. The grand opening of a toilet.
"During the holiday shopping season, I'm happy to join Charmin as they give the gift of the Restrooms near Times Square," Kim said in a press release.
Apparently the fully staffed facilities are ultra-luxury, boasting a lounge area, video display, social media kiosk, various types of toilet paper and interactive activites like a "potty dance stage."
OK, I'll admit that sounds kinda cool, and I will likely make a special trip to use the restroom on my lunch break, but that doesn't change the fact that Kim Kardashian attended a POTTY PARTY.
KIM KARDASHIAN: NOVEMBER 24, 2010's DUMBEST OF THE DAY