Wisconsin native Steven Cowan (pictured) is apparently not a fan of Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars.  The police say that instead of using his TV remote to shut off her performance, the 66-year old used a shotgun, blasting his screen to pieces, and kicking off a 15-hour standoff with cops. In his defense, if he had gone with just changing the channel, there's a chance he might have flipped onto Sarah Palin's Alaska.

According to a criminal complaint filed by his wife, Cowan had been drinking, which is the only way to watch TV dancing shows, unless of course, they're the kind that feature ambiguous vagina shots.

Those you want to stay sharp for.

TheSmokingGun.com has the incredible three page arrest report here, and they even were smart enough to find out from the Dane County Sherrif's office that Cowan "currently does not have access to television."

Well, that's good anyway.

With any luck, he'll also be able to steer clear of the New York Times magazine this weekend.