In celebration and support of Movember — a month dedicated to eradicating men's cancers by raising funds and awareness through mustache growth, Asylum.com launched a new holiday. This November 18 will be "Have Sex with a Guy with a Mustache Day."
They even made an original video starring four gals urging chicks to use their ladyflowers to support this good. One of those women is one of our own — comedian Brooke Van Poppelen, pictured above.
Watch this hilarious video plea to get busy with a Burt Reynolds-type and then, ladies, please have coitus with a dude with a 'stache.
Wait, what's that sound I hear?
Oh yeah, it's millions of men trying to grunt out some lip-covering facial hair in six days.
Image of macho mustache king Burt sitting pretty via Splash News