A Gurnee, IL woman who got her rocks off in more ways than one was arrested after allegedly attacking an officer with a sex toy.

Carolee Bildsten (pictured) was approached by cops after attempting a dine and dash from Joe's Crab Shack where she had a meal and wine then left without paying. Servers recognized her from a previous visit where she reportedly stiffed the restaurant.

Cops found the 56-year-old, drunk and lying in a patch of grass near Six Flags Great America, presumably about to ride the Iron Wolf.

When told to pony up at the Crab Shack or face arrest, Bildsten said she had money at home and the officer escorted her there.

This bizarro, rejected episode of The Big C took a dangerous turn and instead of getting money out of a dresser drawer, Bildsten wielded a "clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device" and came at the officer in a threatening manner.

Bildsten faces charges for aggravated assault with a sex toy.