A Gurnee, IL woman who got her rocks off in more ways than one was arrested after allegedly attacking an officer with a sex toy.
Carolee Bildsten (pictured) was approached by cops after attempting a dine and dash from Joe's Crab Shack where she had a meal and wine then left without paying. Servers recognized her from a previous visit where she reportedly stiffed the restaurant.
Cops found the 56-year-old, drunk and lying in a patch of grass near Six Flags Great America, presumably about to ride the Iron Wolf.
This bizarro, rejected episode of The Big C took a dangerous turn and instead of getting money out of a dresser drawer, Bildsten wielded a "clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device" and came at the officer in a threatening manner.
Bildsten faces charges for aggravated assault with a sex toy.