Oh hold on, it’s hot in here, let me unbutton my blouse a little.
The study ranks Spanish women at number one with Polish women hot on their sassy heels. Ranked last is Ecuador despite the fact that many other Central and South American countries ranked high.
I would feel so much better if I just let my hair out of this sensible bun. Hold on a moment. (Cascades of beautiful hair come loose and bounce seductively while one auburn ringlet playfully falls over my eye and ever so slowly I brush it away from my face while maintaining unwavering eye contact.) That’s much better.
I think we need to look at this flirty glass as half full. We are in the top rankings all around. Where are mention of countries in Africa, Asia, or the Middle East? They only looked at 20 countries!
We are second to last in the top tier, Badoo, so put your money where your mouth is you uptight, incomplete study! (I lightly graze your arm and throw my head back in a carefree laugh.)