I'm so sick of vampires and werewolves I could vomit up a Wolverine-sized hairball containing a pair of fangs. How about some variety? My money is on trolls becoming the sexy new fantastical creatures du jour. At left, scope the brand-new trailblazing book Trolls in the Hamptons by Celia Jerome.
Newsflash: Exercise doesn't work and desserts don't make you fat. So sayeth the not-so-svelte Rush Limbaugh. I'm not saying that only a moron would take diet tips from him. I'm implying it.
Speaking of big fat news: Seems the world is going to run out of chocolate. Great, as if I didn't feel guilty enough eating a Cadbury Creme Egg.
That's it, I give up eating. Plus, if you stop jamming food into your craw for long enough you can learn to do something cool in the kitchen — like play a guitar with an egg beater.
And finally, in Japan, having Darth Vader as a buddy is seen as a selling point.