A 31-year-old man in Seneca, S.C. allegedly broke into a Bernwood Circle residence and then passed out naked in the doorway.

When police arrived, Noah Smith (pictured) sprung back to life in a big way. According to the report Smith began assaulting officers by slapping, kicking and biting, all the while remaining naked and un-phased by pepper spray, a police baton and a taser.

Police were finally able to wrestle Smith to the ground and restrain him and based on paraphernalia in the house they suspect he was high on mushrooms.

Smith was taken to the hospital for an examination and, buckle up, medics found a mouse lodged up his rectum.

Did anyone else just shift in their chair?

He has been charged with burglary, indecent exposure, assault and battery, but oddly enough, not animal cruelty.