A 31-year-old man in Seneca, S.C. allegedly broke into a Bernwood Circle residence and then passed out naked in the doorway.
When police arrived, Noah Smith (pictured) sprung back to life in a big way. According to the report Smith began assaulting officers by slapping, kicking and biting, all the while remaining naked and un-phased by pepper spray, a police baton and a taser.
Smith was taken to the hospital for an examination and, buckle up, medics found a mouse lodged up his rectum.
Did anyone else just shift in their chair?
He has been charged with burglary, indecent exposure, assault and battery, but oddly enough, not animal cruelty.