A young woman in the UK has come forward and admitted that because she's so desperate for a baby, she sleeps with strangers when she's most fertile and pokes holes in the condom.

Oh boy. That's a party foul if I've ever heard one.

Lara Carter is a 25-year-old who believes her eggs are in need of a scrambling before time runs out. She's invested thousands of dollars in preparation for motherhood as a single parent but won't shell out the money for a sperm donor feeling that the local watering hole is equivalent to a sperm bank.

She also spends money on non-alcoholic drinks at bars so she can pretend she is drunk when she lures a fly into her zany web of baby hungry deceit. Carter never exchanges numbers with the men and wears wigs to conceal her identity and claims, "I only need a man to provide his sperm. I would have no interest in seeing him again. That is why I am a sperm hunter."

I smell a show brewing.