A California plastic surgeon has come up with a new method for weight loss.
Dr. Nikolas Chugay can surgically apply a patch onto your tongue which will make eating difficult, therefore you will lose weight.
Deemed by Chugay as the "Miracle Patch" he boasts that this method contains no drugs or chemicals but instead makes eating a painful experience.
That sounds like a physically and mentally healthy way to approach your diet!
The "Miracle Patch" is bound to be discreet as you wince while you take bites of your baby food and sound as though you ate an Anbesol sandwich whenever you speak.