After watching The Situation's rather awkward, pigeon-toed dance number on Dancing with the Stars this week I am glad the attention has landed back onto one of the other Jersey Shore cast members.
Or should I say cast's member.
Vinny, the adorable youngster of the group, has supposedly been approached by Playgirl magazine to pose nude for $30,000.
I assume ears perked up world wide after Snooki drunkenly smooshed with him and reported that he possessed something akin to a watermelon in the groin region.
While that sounds like a crippling disease, you must remember that Snooki butchers the English language on a regular basis and she probably meant to say baguette or baby arm.
The Frisky, experts on issues such as these, doesn't think this is enough money. They came up with a list of other pseudo-celebs who were approached to pose for a nudie mag and offered a lot more money.
We hope Vinny gets a better offer but if not, he could always try to win some prize money at the county fair for his prize "watermelon."