An enraged woman clobbered her husband's crotch with a crow bar yesterday, according to police in Stroudsburg, PA

Dale Morris, 61, allegedly went balls out on her husband's junk after reading a note he left behind that irked her.

We can't imagine what you write on a note to inspire that kind of fury but let's try a few:

"Hey hon, I drained our savings account to fund a new sex toy I created—going to the U.S. Patent Office–back in a few"

"Dale– I am leaving you for your sister's husband. Sorry it had to be this way but Gary is more of a woman than you'll ever be. Oh, I will be back later to pick up my Snuggie and everything else I couldn't fit into the Festiva."

"Went to the gym to buy you a membership, porky."

Morris did not simmer down while waiting for him to return home and went to town on his package like a pinata full of hundred dollar bills.

She also hit him in the head but that's not as funny.

Morris has been charged with aggravated assault and wreckless endangerment.