Did you hear the one about:
A lady doctor who died entering her ex-boyfriend's chimney?
Their resident dude columnist who wants a ladyflower for a day?
Jamie Lee Curtis telling us the downside to being a celebrity who endorses yogurt that makes you poop?
Frisky, for enlightening the world to all the above stupid stories, we salute you.
Photo: FYI That there is the real Lady Gaga, not a non-female facsimile.