Did you hear the one about:

A lady doctor who died entering her ex-boyfriend's chimney?
Their resident dude columnist who wants a ladyflower for a day?
The Twilight toilet cover?
Jamie Lee Curtis telling us the downside to being a celebrity who endorses yogurt that makes you poop?
The 12 craziest, wackiest hairstyles the internet has to offer?
Frisky, for enlightening the world to all the above stupid stories, we salute you.
Photo: FYI That there is the real Lady Gaga, not a non-female facsimile.

