A bargain hunter has been arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon after whacking a man upside the head with a corn bread pan.
According to police, 70-year-old Jon Joslin of Sonora, CA allegedly got into a shoving and tripping match with another eager yard sale attendee during a long walk up the driveway.
Both men wanted to be the first to arrive and when Joslin couldn't beat the 64-year-old up the driveway via foot race, he decided to instead beat him via five pound cast-iron skillet.
In the spirit of harming others for crappy, material possessions, this story takes the cake! The saddest part is that an innocent pan used to make a delicious treat is now probably also in custody being held as evidence.