Let's start off your Monday morning with a quick dumb criminal.
An Okaloosa County (FL) Sheriff's deputy pulled over Amy Hammett (pictured) after he saw her smoking "what appeared to be a crack pipe," according to an arrest report.
Hammett's response, according to the deputy: "That was so stupid of me. I was smoking crack and I just hid the pipe between the seats."
What Hammett, 45, lacks in intelligence she makes up for in honesty.