IT'S A REPEAT OFFENDER, EVERYBODY!

We love repeat offenders here. Remember the three different guys who got busted on charges that they absent-mindedly put marijuana in courthouse security trays? Or the two different guys who were caught growing pot farms right next to police stations? 

Earlier this summer, we brought you the story of an Ohio woman who spent three days in jail after allegedly drinking too much, calling 911 and asking the operator for a husband. We even went so far as to offer a free Dumb As A Blog T-shirt to the first man who marries her (an offer which still stands,by the way.)

Bernadette Music (pictured) is our latest repeat offender, after the 43-year-old Norwood, OH woman allegedly had too much to drink on Sunday and called 911 operators at least four times to ask for a date. 

As though that wasn't alluring enough, she was also accused of urinating in the hallway of her apartment building, making it unlikely that she would get into one of those Breakfast At Tiffany's unexpected-romance-with-your-neighbors type hookups. 

Of course, when you have two women calling 911 in Ohio asking for romantic encounters in as many months, it makes you wonder- does that ever actually WORK there? I mean who knows, maybe if you aren't the kind of woman who say, gets arrested for peeing in your own hallway, maybe calling 911 in the Buckeye State is a call to Dr. Love.

Who knows? That state has definitely seen weirder love stories. 

I mean, Dayton dating is tough.

Am I right, ladies?