When Evansville, IL police accused Thomas Whitmer with selling prescription pain pills and meth from his home they got a pretty dumb response.

“Well, you’re half right,” Whitmer, pictured, told officers, according to the police report.

And it appears he was telling the truth.

Investigators say they found dozens of pain pills and anti-anxiety medication in his house, but no meth amphetamine.

The report also says he told the cops he got the drugs from “everybody and anybody.”

Whitmer, 61, was arrested and is being held without bond.