Alexander M. Lemke, pictured, allegedly stole a car from his Palm Harbor, FL neighbor early Friday morning and headed to the nearest McDonald’s drive-through.
Only he didn’t have enough cash to satisfy his Big Mac attack so he tried to trade pot and prescription drugs for cheeseburgers, police say.
Employees called the cops and according to the police report, a collection of drugs was found in the car's center console.
Lemke, 20, is charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle, driving with a suspended license and eight drug-related charges. In short, he's not lovin’ it.
He joins the list of suspects arrested recently after run-ins at Mickey D’s, including the lady who was allegedly caught with a sandwich down her pants, the former employee who reportedly donned a panty-mask to rob a cash register and the dude who is accused of flashing his Whopper while watching porn on Wi-fi.
Let me get this straight, they catch all of those suspects, yet this fiend remains on the loose?
This conspiracy could go all the way to City Hall.