Lynda Briney, pictured, allegedly vandalized a Sacramento, CA yoga studio.
Police say the walls were covered with crude graffiti, a window was broken and piles of garbage had been thrown all over the sidewalk. A glue-like substance was also found stuck to the door handles.
Officers busted Briney by following a trail of toilet paper from the crime scene straight to her home. She was arrested and charged with felony vandalism.
Briney allegedly targeted the studio after the owner turned her away from a class because she showed up drunk.
Thanks to the mug shot and police report we are certain Briney is 54 and not, like, 14.