Sort of.  I mean everybody is reporting that Jenifer Aniston went topless to promote her new perfume and so it must be shocking and true, right?

There she is at left, to promo her new scent at Harrods and she's totally not nekkid.  But no matter, you hear "topless" and wanna click ASAP, right? But when you see the triad of low-quality snaps on the Daily Mail, you'll notice that:

1. One shot is of her back. 

2. The other two show a hint of side boob but most of her melon is covered
by one skeletal arm, which suggests, there's not much we're missing.

Really, if all naughty bits are covered, do you get to tag this story "celebrity skin"?  Well, if you're the Huffington Post you do.  So fine, I guess I'll put this in our naked category.  But really, in all of our usual fine nude coverage, people really are undressed.  From the dude who allegedly was on a boat and flashed his bait and tackle a couple getting married to the bored 22-year-old who cops say stripped and walked around a supermarket in the buff because he was bored, we take pride in delivering the finest no-clothes news.  And this Aniston story is just not it.  Well fine, then I can pose topless too to promote our blog.  Here is the scandalous result:

What, you can't see much of anything? 

I'm covering the interesting bits with a ginormous towel? 

Whatever — I'm topless!  Start the presses!