It seems like so much that you read about Wall Street these days is bad. You know what I'd like to hear out of Wall Street? A story about someone actually investing in something again. Some guy hears about a good business idea and lends the creator capital in order to grow the business. If the business does well, than the Wall Street guy makes a profit. That's why we have Wall Street, right?
And now, thanks to this story on AOL Weird News, I think we may have just the idea that with the right influx of capital, could really bring Wall Street and Main Street back together again. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the "Candwich."
Yes, it's a sandwich, and it comes in a can, and you can buy them from vending machines and convenience stores in San Diego and Southern Texas. Now, I know what you are thinking, and before you say "Holy Crap that sounds disgusting," consider the other kinds of foods that you can buy in vending machines and convenience stores.
You still think canned sandwiches are a dumb idea?
Here's a final line from the immortal Clark Griswold, from the classic movie National Lampoon's Vacation:
What do you think? Are canned sandwiches dumb…or clever?