Every day I arrive at this office fearful that people will stop doing dumb things and I'll thus have nothing to write about it.
My worries were assuaged moments after my computer booted up when I found this story about a man named Walter Bodi.
Bodi (pictured) was allegedly driving drunk around the parking lot of Port Clinton, OH, Police Department on Thursday–but operating the vehicle from the passenger seat. When officers questioned Bodi, he said he was moving the car to shady spot because the sun was too bright. The incident took place at 9pm.
Cops say that when they searched Bodi they found pot and drug paraphernalia, not to mention having a blood alcohol content of .228, almost three times the legal limit.
He's due in court tomorrow.