#10 The frackin' things can cause permanent hearing damage.
#9 They sound like the game is being attacked by killer bees.
#7 Vuvuzela sounds far too much like a new prescription Vulva medication.
#6 Soccer chants are so much more clever than horn blowing, even when the chant is simply, "You're a Wanker! You're a Wanker!" sung to the Hallelujah chorus.
#5 Journalists kvetching about how annoying vuvuzelas are will be nearly as annoying as the horns themselves.
#4 People kvetching about the vuvuzela on Twitter will be far more annoying than the journos AND vuvuzela will be the trending topic for weeks.
#3 Somebody is going to do a TV piece about this and use 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny" as an intro.
#2 It doesn't matter if you stay away from the TV. With this virtual vuvuzela there is no escape.
#1 IT JUST BLOWS!