Last night, after being pelted with rain while swilling free drinks with bankers (suits), writers (strange hair choices) and designers (plaid shirts) at a Gawker Media rooftop party, I met a guy who is doing good by exploiting the Earth's vast untapped reserves of human stupidity. Namely, he's made buttons of those porn spam misspellings handcrafted to land in your in-box and evade the email filter. They're called SEKSI SPAM BUTTONS:

How do these illiterate, idiotic pieces of metal do good?  They raise funds for the Sexuality Information & Education Council of the United States.

So thanks smut-peddling spammers, with a heap of this dude Floyd's help, you really are making the world a better place.