Mother's Day is this weekend and we would never think of saying anything bad about anyone's mother this Sunday. But today is Friday, so here we go…
Top Five Dumbest Mothers Of 2010
#5 Torry Hansen
The Tennessee mom, who caused an international incident by sending the seven-year old boy she had adopted, back to Russia had some tough problems for sure. But as many experts have concluded ending the relationship by "putting a seven-year-old who may not be mentally stable on an international flight by himself " wasn't the best solution to those problems.
#4 Bristol Palin
Bristol Palin refers to her son Tripp by saying “I have a beautiful baby, he’s the light of my life” but has been spending the last year speaking out against teen pregnancy, and saying motherhood for teens “isn’t something that’s ideal.” She admits that her maternal responsibilities have kept her from dating or enjoying a social life, and teenage girls should think about that, but not so hard that they actually use birth control. So chin up, Tripp. Your mom thinks you're the bees knees, even though she's telling other girls that they shouldn't have a child like you, cause they might miss out on all the good times with clowns like this. Mixed message, anyone?
#3 Diandra Douglas
The twice-divorced former wife of Michael Douglas, and mother of the famous actor's drug-dealing son Cameron, isn't winning any best parenting awards after dealing with her boy's house arrest by leaving him under the supervision of paid guards and going on vacation in Spain, reports the New York Post. Two weeks after his arrest, his girlfriend attempted to smuggle heroin into their home, and both were arrested. Cameron was sentenced to five years in prison last month for dealing crystal meth.
#2 Big Momma
The character of Big Momma, as portrayed in two films by Martin Lawrence (2000’s Big Momma’s House and 2006’s Big Momma’s House 2) has dished out enough dumb, crude, dude-in-a-fat-suit based comedy to make one nostalgic for the delicate wit of a Klump family farting contest. Big Momma makes this list for the flabbergasting news that a third installment of Big Momma is being shot now.
#1 Tiffany Tehan
The Ohio woman labeled "The Runaway Mom," who triggered a nationwide manhunt when she took off with another man to "start another life", leaving her husband to raise their one-year-old child alone has admitted that "she's been selfish," and assumed that her husband and daughter would be fine without her.
Really? I have a one-year-old, and it's pretty much touch and go with us if my wife leaves for an hour to get groceries. While it looks like Tehan will not be charged with any crime, she probably shouldn't expect flowers on Sunday.