Have you heard of this genital bling trend?  Vagazzling is news only because it has a hilarious name (a combo of bedazzled + vagina) and a spokeswoman who reported that she'd pasted crystals to her lady parts.

It can cost up to $750 to be made smooth as Barbie and get special designs.  The whole fad is dumb, but as a public service, I offer up five designs that would be really mega stupid.  

TOP 5 DUMBEST VAJAZZLE DESIGNS

1.  HITLER

Sure, if you're doing this you probably want to show that you're naughty.  But this pattern?  Goes a bit too far.

2. BOWL OF SOUP

Hey hot stuff, food can have it's place in the bedroom, but anything that recalls noodles and/or bouillon is a turn off.

3.  COSTCO LOGO

Talk about looking cheap:  She's a brick house has flair… she's a brick warehouse?  Not so much. 

4.  LEMURS

Lemurs freak people out at the best of times.  Thus, lemurs should never be shown near your privates.  Ditto to ferrets and Justin Beiber.

5. PACKING PEANUTS

No one wants to have to explain their vagjazzle over and over again.  Like using Chinese characters on a tattoo when you and all your friends aren't Chinese, getting Styrofoam peanuts emblazoned on your mons veneris might seem hilarious after a few pickle cocktails, but you will wake up with regrets and a desperate need to figure out what else they might be.  As Stella D'oro breakfast treats is about the best you'll be able to claim, this is a vajazzle to be very afraid of.

Final note: According to The Frisky, dudes need not feel left out of this crystal crotch craze.