
It's tough to give up drinking, I know, but Monica Witts, pictured, can't seem to enjoy the occasional cocktail from her own living room. She enjoys a side of driving with her drinks, according to police.
Witts, 46, was arrested by Tualatin, OR police for DUII last week after officers allegedly found her passed out in her car with the engine running.
Two days later, Witts was so drunk when she crashed her car that she could barely walk without falling down, according to cops. She was arrested again and charged with DUII.
She looks awfully proud of herself, dont'cha think?
If a judge can’t take away her license can’t they at least manage an alcohol ignition interlock circumvention intervention? Jeez.

