In what is certainly the least surprising sexual preference revelation since Ricky Martin, two male swans in the south of England have been unapologetically living life to the fabulous together since 2002.
They are said to have "spectacular fights" but they continually peck and make up.
This is yet another heartwarming tale from the wild that proves once again that homosexuality is 100% natural… except, of course, for those times when scientists intentionally turn moths gay.
(I imagine getting a job turning moths gay would be pretty hard. You'd probably need experience in a related field like making fruit flies bi-curious or getting gnats to join PFLAG.)
Thanks for the swan story to fabulous comedian and Sirius OUTQ morning radio co-host Keith Price
Image: Rainbow Swan stained glass panel on Etsy, $3,3000 plus shipping