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Mowing Under the Influence

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Martin Junior McMurray, pictured, of Blountville, TN was arrested Friday for allegedly driving his lawnmower on the wrong side of the road and ignoring police sirens and loudspeakers for half a mile.

When McMurray, 46, finally did pull over, he was unsteady on his feet and had a “strong odor” of alcohol, say cops.

McMurray told police he “had a few beers with dinner,” and officers
found an unopened cold one in his jacket pocket, according to the police report .

He is charged with driving under the influence, driving on a revoked license and being a habitual motor offender. 

In his defense, I don’t think you need to have a license to drive a lawnmower.

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