What can you say about the case of 75-year-old Canadian James Little, who was arrested on Easter Sunday for allegedly calling 911 to ask the operator where the pound key on his phone was?

At the very least, you can say he's better off than Ohio resident William Ferris (pictured) who after allegedly being serviced orally by a prostitute in the restroom of a Cincinnati White Castle last Monday night, called 911 and told them he had been robbed. After the police arrived and questioned him about his 20 minute restroom rendezvous they got him to admit he had called the emergency line because he was expecting "all of it for $50" and not just "kissing and sucking." 

For the specifics of what exactly Mr. Ferris expected he would get for his money, you can peruse his arrest report over at TheSmokingGun.com.

In his defense, he was at a White Castle, where, if $50 doesn't buy "all of it," it does get you at least 90 hamburgers and 30 chicken rings, which ain't a bad value. Still, after 120 pieces of White Castle, you're going to need a bathroom, and I've heard that at some of these places, that can be a 20-minute wait.